Internet's Top 10 Utterly Useless Job

The internet can be a harsh place. Sometimes it's justifiable; other times, it's not. Anyone with a job deserves respect, but some jobs don't hold much value. One internet user asked, “What job is useless?” These were some of the top answers provided.

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Bathroom Attendant

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Paparazzi

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Metric System Advocate

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Influencer

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Pet Psychic

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