Your call is important to us - A recording designed to alleviate a baying customer.
We're a family - A passive-aggressive management attempt to build team morale.
I am five minutes away - Never means five minutes.
The screen froze - A common lie that computer repair technicians deal with daily.
Let me check my calendar - A non-refusal lie still going strong in dating.
Let's get together soon - Insincerity or a lack of commitment.
I'm looking for friends - Proceeds an interaction where the other party is not looking for intimacy.
I'm sorry - There is a spectrum to this phrase.
I can't stand drama - Best filed alongside "I'm not racist... but" and "Be kind."
I'm fine - Means the opposite in relationships.